Not Now, Darling – presented by Cathouse Players Inc. Kyneton

A comedy in 2 acts, written by Ray Cooney and John Chapman. Directed by Bette Sartore. By arrangement with Music Theatre International Australiasia Pty Ltd, on behalf of Josef Weinberger, London.
7 Yaldwyn Street West, Kyneton VIC, Australia
Sat, 20 Jun 2026   2:00pm - 04:30pm
Sun, 21 Jun 2026   2:00pm - 04:30pm
Fri, 26 Jun 2026   8:00pm - 10:30pm
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Matinees 2pm, Saturday & Sunday, 20 - 28 June, doors open at 1:30. Friday 8pm 26 June, doors open at 7:30pm.

It is London, in the 1970s, in the exclusive fur salon of Bodley, Bodley & Crouch.

Gilbert Bodley, serial womanizer and charming ladies’ man, is planning his next conquest, the seduction of his would-be mistress, Janie McMichael, a stripper from the Lido.

His devious plan involves selling an expensive mink coat at a bargain-basement price to Harry, her unsuspecting husband, with Gilbert topping up the remaining amount from his personal account.

Business partner Arnold Crouch is “persuaded” to conduct the sale. Nothing goes according to plan, of course.

Gilbert’s wife, Maude Bodley, unexpectedly returns from her South of France holiday, Harry buys the mink for his “Secretary”, with this fast-moving and hilarious farce now involving mistaken identities, sets of ladies’ underwear, an ocelot coat, and a parrot.

Included in your tickets are sherries on arrival, programmes, and interval refreshments.
Raffle prizes on offer – cash purchases – drawn on the final show.

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